Friday, January 23, 2009

Nancy Pelosi

I was watching the inauguration on Tuesday and I noticed that Nancy Pelosi is always smiling. And not just a polite, "I'm so glad to see you" smile either. After much research, I decided it has to be one of four things:
a) she didn't listen to her mother when she said, "If you make that face too much, it'll stick that way!"
b) she was just gassed by the Joker
c) she just farted
d) the knot is tied too tight on the back of her neck
whatever the reason, it's downright creepy!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Random Thought...

Why is it that ships carry cargo, and trucks carry shipments?

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire

Just came back from seeing "Slumdog Millionaire" with my friend Bruce. It is by far the best film I've seen in at least five years, maybe even ten. The screenplay is flawless, the cast and acting is perfection, the cinematography is stunning and the soundtrack is subtle brilliance. The ticket price was $10, and worth every cent. If you don't see this film, you're missing out on what movie making is all about.