In late October, Ted Stevens, 85, well-known horse's ass and Republican senator from Alaska, was convicted on charges of corruption. And on Tuesday, his birthday, he lost his senate seat to Democrat Mark Begich by roughly 46.6% to 47.7% of the vote. To all that I say this:
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Ted! Happy Birthday to you!
I hope you get everything you deserve on this wonderful, wonderful day!
Just so you know Teddy old pal, prison jump suits only come in three sizes: small, medium and "Man am I fucked!"